Posts Tagged ‘comedy’
What’s up, tumblr?
Posted on: Sunday, August 29, 2010
A continuing series of reposts from my tumblr page, annahell.tumblr.com.
Oh damn! As soon as I saw this, I knew that this was the golden comedy fleece from which the fabled Sweaters of Hilarity are knitted.
Is this inspiration enough for a joke off? THE ANSWER IS YES!
If you want to play along at home, write a joke and post it or submit it to me. I’ll reblog the best!
•I’ll take ‘Worst Ways to Find Out Your Parents Don’t Love Each Other Anymore’ for $600, Alex.
•Divorce Magazine has a strict no suicide/binge drinking/custody kidnapping editorial policy because those kind of stories just bring you down, man.
•Rejected Divorce Magazine article submissions:
So, your hubby’s making time with the Cootie Queen?
Spousal surveillance: a beginners guide.
Are you a stalker? Take our quiz and find out!
Divorce: Still shitty after all these years.
•Divorce Magazine can go fuck itself along with Dick Cheney.
•Music Legend Dan Hill Talks Relationships…THAT END IN DIVORCE.
•Ahh, memories…of my parents getting divorced. Also, therapy. Lots of therapy.
What’s up, tumblr?
Posted on: Sunday, August 29, 2010
A continuing series of reposts from my tumblr page, annahell.tumblr.com.
My chance to hop on the annoying Jesus bandwagon…
mary: OK, now really look this time. Do you see anything in my eye?
jesus: Hey Mary?
mary: Do you see anything?
jesus: Hey Mary?
mary: What?
jesus: Knock, knock
mary: Seriously? My eye really hurts, Jesus! Could you just do what I ask for once?
jesus: No, it’s cool, you’ll like this one. Knock knock.
mary: Ugh. Who is it?
jesus: *laughing* Jesus. It’s Jesus.
mary: Jesus who?
jesus: Jesus Christ would you shut the damn door already! HAHAHAHAHA.
mary: You’re an asshole.
What’s up, tumblr?
Posted on: Sunday, August 29, 2010
A continuing series of reposts from my tumblr page, annahell.tumblr.com.
Counting from left to right, top to bottom…
1. people
2. people
3. people
4. people
5. people, but very slowly
6. people, 3, 4, and 9
7. really slow people, other cows
8. man, all of the above
9. chili rellenos…also, people
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| Mood: | fu-fu-fu-Friday! Caturday! |
| Music: | Belle & Sebastian-If You Find Yourself Caught In Love |
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Ok, I’ll see you back home, Kelly! Are you sure you’re ok to drive? You had a lot of shots. |
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Julie! Jooollly Jewels…I’m fine…really. I only had those one four shots in tha bafroom after I threw up and-aww, you held my hair! Remember when you held my hair? I love you Jewels. You know that, right? You’re my best friend. |
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I know, honey. Sooooo, you’re ok to drive? |
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Alright, alright, I’m going! Can we get burritos on the way home? PLEASE Jewels? |
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WOO WOO |
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Issa cops! What the shit are we gonna do? I’m not going back to jail, Julie! |
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Would you relax, crazy! I’m sure it’s just a routine stop. Stay quiet and let me handle this. |
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Evening , ladies. License and registration please. Do you know why I pulled you over? |
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I’m sorry, officer…here you go. No…I was just following my friend home from the bar. She’s had a rough night. |
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Have either of you had anything to drink tonight? |
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SHIT YEAH WE BEEN DRANKIN’! You wanna party with us, sexy?! |
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Shut up, Kelly! I’m so sorry, officer. I’ll-I’m going to drive her home. |
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That’s probably a good idea, but I’m still going to have to issue you a citation. I’ll need to run these licenses… |
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You’re givin’ us a ticket?! Do you know who I am? IMA SUE YOUR ASS…AND…YOUR...FUCKING LAWYER! INNA FACE, COP! |
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Ma’am, there’s no reason- |
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WHHHHAAAAATTTT? Don’t you call me”ma’am” you FUCKING…COP…PIG! I’m 27!!! IMA MISS! You hafta call me Miss…like Miss, Miss, Missydemeanor Elvis *urp* Elliott, ASS! |
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CHOO CHOOOOO! |
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What the…seriously? |
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Kelly? Is that you, dear? |
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Mom? |
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Hi, Mrs. Adams! |
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Oh hello, dear! I didn’t see you over there. How are your parents? |
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BEEP BEEP
Taxi! |
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Oh this is bullshit! What the hell is going on up there?
Brad, don’t! No, Jill, we’ve been sitting here for half a goddamn hour. HEY! BEEP BEEP COULD WE MAYBE WRAP THIS UP? WE’RE NEWLYWEDS BACK HERE! |
Precious moments…in humor!
Posted on: Friday, March 5, 2010
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| Mood: | fu-fu-fu-Friday! |
| Music: | Belle & Sebastian-If You Find Yourself Caught In Love |
The Naked Redhead did a very funny Awkward Moments post the other day. I liked it so much, I decided to steal her idea and make it my own. How’s that saying go? Stealing is sincerely flattering? Good artists steal, great artists steal more? Stealing is the soul of wit? I don’t know, whatever. Sorry I’m not very good at “history” or whatever, you guys.
According to your heart x-ray, Mr. Evans, it looks like you have four...oops, sorry, three minutes to live.
1 little piggy, 2 little piggies, 4 little piggies, 6...7...DARREN!
I don't care what he says, there's no puppies in concrete.
In retrospect, the Gunther Grass "The Tin Drum" commemorative statuette seemed like a bad choice.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
What do you mean you're "super-duper gay?"
