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Best personals ad eva!

Posted on: Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Mood: Supa Dupa
Music: The Pains of Being Pure at Heart-Young Adult Friction

I just sent this to my sister…

Jenna Fur!

I meant to send you this yesterday, but forgot.  I saw this yesterday while I was looking through the “Missed Connections” section on craigslist.com personals (don’t ask) and I thought it was really cute/funny/random.

Punk girl with black hair on bus – m4w – 28 (denver)

Reply to: pers-mmxyq-1102988535@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-01, 6:42PM MDT

I saw you on the bus on wadsworth, you had short black hair and were sooo hot. I told you I breed porcupines for a living, and you threw a nickel at me. I had a balloon and was wearing a kilt. I am so in love with you, please respond!

Lol…porcupines + balloon + kilt = best personals ad ever!

XO,

Anna Bannana

Come to think of it, he kind of sounds like my future husband.  I hope he finds her or sees her on the bus again and they find out that they’re actually each others soul mates and they live happily ever after breeding porcupines and wearing kilts.
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