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Anna Karenina’s dumb blog

Posted on: Monday, April 20, 2009

Mood: Tired
Music: Emperor-The Wanderer

In a comment I left on a friend’s blog, I said something like…

Wait, you better not be talking about that bitch Anna Karenina…her blog is so dumb.

Now, I’m sure all of you have read Leo Tolstoy’s realist masterpiece, Anna Karenina, so I won’t bore you with an in-depth analysis of its importance in the canon of modern literature…we all know.  Instead, I thought I’d expand on the idea that Anna Karenina, whilst still living in late 19th century Russia, somehow has a stupid blog.  Because that’s how I like my comedy…timely and relevant.  Here are some “excerpts” from her blog…

OMG, did you see what Countess Vronskaya was wearing last night?  Fur is murder you guys!  And big pink hats should be some kind of crime.

So, the other night, Leo was all, “Anna, vat do you tink about Anna Karenina 2: Hot Moscow Nights?”  And I was all

Guess who Count Vronsky’s crushing on?  THE ANSWER IS ME!!!!

Seriously y’all, I love Czar Alexander III.  I hope the Russian monarchy lasts a thousand years!

Peasants are stupid and the proletariat is stupidest.

Seriously you guys, BORSCHT IS GNARLS.  If you like it and you’re not my babushka, then we can’t be friends.  Sorry.

So you see, seriously you guys (lol), her blog is dumb and so is she…yet I still subscribe to it.  Why is that?  Actually, I bet she’d have a twitter account, which is even worse.

And just because I care about you all and I hate to leave you without some visual action on this, the Mondayest of Mondays, here’s some art that I love by Sanna Annukka


Into the Woods by Sanna Annukka


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