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Reasons not to be on television or participate in chat rooms, eva

Posted on: Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Mood: Ready for bed
Music: The voices in my head


So, I saw the Chloe Prince show.  I thought it was pretty balanced and well-done, but I don’t have any plan to comment further.  I’m watching her chat and webcast right now and I thought I would share the bounty of the Internet’s genius with you.  This is supposed to be  an after-show followup kind of thing, but the chat part quickly devolved into the worst kind of Internet joke.  And it went on like this for hours.  I think these selected excerpts from her chat log speak for themselves…

21:55 Babs : Do you think you could ever be in a lesbian affair?
21:55 Babs : loveforlife is interested

21:57 arty : ok that last post of mine didnt make sense once out of my head

21:57 Jamie : In other countries they STONE the wifes to death when they ‘misbehave’   here we kill them digitally…. what is the difference?   I think everybody that is say

21:58 Babs : dou youhave a epipen I hope.

22:03 bfu : Yes the breasts are very nice

22:05 arty : I am female and my husband has klinefelters
22:05 CurtisLoew : lol

22:05 CAT changed their nickname to CAT.

22:05 CurtisLoew : bow chicka wow wow

22:08 sc diane : bing bam zoom
22:10 sad : You suck

22:12 luvlife : ohhh drive into a truck, his someone else

22:13 N : No, God made her a man. Jesus saved her and can save you too
22:13 luvlife : cry now
22:13 Joy : fate made her a man, God made her soul and she figured out a way to set it free
22:13 N : christians are not haters
22:13 CAT : STOP BEING MEAN PEOPLE SHE’S A PERSON STOP PLEASE

22:14 bfu : I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

22:19 phildog : Canada! *** yea!
22:19 phildog : Canada! Hell Yea!
22:19 phildog : Canada Rocks!
22:19 phildog : Oh Canada, my home and native land.
22:19 phildog : True patriot love, in all our sons command. 

22:20 bfu : CANADA IS THE WORST PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE

22:20 sc diane : Shania Twain is Canadian

22:20 bfu : SHANIA TWAIN????

22:26 CurtisLoew : enough with the questions how about a fashion show

22:28 CHRIS HANSEN : wait i have a question, you once had a ***, now you have a vagoo?
22:28 CHRIS HANSEN : a pen15

22:28 yakui changed their nickname to HIBILLYMAYSHERE.

22:29 HIBILLYMAYSHERE : WHAT IS BULLPYCKEY EVEN IS?

22:30 CHRIS HANSEN : Hi arty, please have a seat over there.

22:30 phildog : We also invented other wonderful phrases.
22:30 HIBILLYMAYSHERE : WITH OXYCLEEN

22:30 BSF : General McAuliffe said “Nuts” when the Germans asked him to surrender the city of Bastogne. That took courage, a lot of it!  You showed the same courage!!

Thank you disturbed shut-ins of the Internets!  Keep doing what ya do!

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2 Responses to "Reasons not to be on television or participate in chat rooms, eva"

OMG, this was classic. I was on the chat for a while, trying to tell people to STFU with the “Yeah, you rock Chloe comments” so that real questions could be asked. I didn’t even bother with the rest of the inanity I saw, so I left after about an hour. So much for trying to be helpful.

O hai Lori! Oh, thanks…I know, I kind of felt bad for her, but it’s a natural part of the Internet ecology. I’m not sure why people waste their time trolling, but some of it sure made me laugh.

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