Reasons not to be on television or participate in chat rooms, eva
Posted on: Tuesday, July 21, 2009
- In: my t zone | near funny
- 2 Comments
| Mood: | Ready for bed |
| Music: | The voices in my head |
So, I saw the Chloe Prince show. I thought it was pretty balanced and well-done, but I don’t have any plan to comment further. I’m watching her chat and webcast right now and I thought I would share the bounty of the Internet’s genius with you. This is supposed to be an after-show followup kind of thing, but the chat part quickly devolved into the worst kind of Internet joke. And it went on like this for hours. I think these selected excerpts from her chat log speak for themselves…
21:55 Babs : Do you think you could ever be in a lesbian affair?
21:55 Babs : loveforlife is interested
21:57 arty : ok that last post of mine didnt make sense once out of my head
21:57 Jamie : In other countries they STONE the wifes to death when they ‘misbehave’ here we kill them digitally…. what is the difference? I think everybody that is say
21:58 Babs : dou youhave a epipen I hope.
22:03 bfu : Yes the breasts are very nice
22:05 arty : I am female and my husband has klinefelters
22:05 CurtisLoew : lol
22:05 CAT changed their nickname to CAT.
22:05 CurtisLoew : bow chicka wow wow
22:08 sc diane : bing bam zoom
22:10 sad : You suck
22:12 luvlife : ohhh drive into a truck, his someone else
22:13 N : No, God made her a man. Jesus saved her and can save you too
22:13 luvlife : cry now
22:13 Joy : fate made her a man, God made her soul and she figured out a way to set it free
22:13 N : christians are not haters
22:13 CAT : STOP BEING MEAN PEOPLE SHE’S A PERSON STOP PLEASE
22:14 bfu : I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!
22:19 phildog : Canada! *** yea!
22:19 phildog : Canada! Hell Yea!
22:19 phildog : Canada Rocks!
22:19 phildog : Oh Canada, my home and native land.
22:19 phildog : True patriot love, in all our sons command.
22:20 bfu : CANADA IS THE WORST PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE
22:20 sc diane : Shania Twain is Canadian
22:20 bfu : SHANIA TWAIN????
22:26 CurtisLoew : enough with the questions how about a fashion show
22:28 CHRIS HANSEN : wait i have a question, you once had a ***, now you have a vagoo?
22:28 CHRIS HANSEN : a pen15
22:28 yakui changed their nickname to HIBILLYMAYSHERE.
22:29 HIBILLYMAYSHERE : WHAT IS BULLPYCKEY EVEN IS?
22:30 CHRIS HANSEN : Hi arty, please have a seat over there.
22:30 phildog : We also invented other wonderful phrases.
22:30 HIBILLYMAYSHERE : WITH OXYCLEEN
22:30 BSF : General McAuliffe said “Nuts” when the Germans asked him to surrender the city of Bastogne. That took courage, a lot of it! You showed the same courage!!
Thank you disturbed shut-ins of the Internets! Keep doing what ya do!
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Sunday, July 26, 2009 at 8:00 pm
OMG, this was classic. I was on the chat for a while, trying to tell people to STFU with the “Yeah, you rock Chloe comments” so that real questions could be asked. I didn’t even bother with the rest of the inanity I saw, so I left after about an hour. So much for trying to be helpful.
Sunday, July 26, 2009 at 8:09 pm
O hai Lori! Oh, thanks…I know, I kind of felt bad for her, but it’s a natural part of the Internet ecology. I’m not sure why people waste their time trolling, but some of it sure made me laugh.