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Magic captions contest

Posted on: Thursday, September 10, 2009

Mood: 8.2 on the Rock-o-Meter
Music: The Beatles-Happiness is a Warm Gun


I just posted this to a local arts website’s photo caption contest thing deal…

She: So, you want to bet me five dollars that you can simultaneously donkey-kick jump into the air and lick your shoulder?

Him: Yup.

She: Ugh…really? Is this how I’m spending my Friday nights? How is that even a thing? Why am I friends with you?

Him: K, tell you what…if I lose…you get the five dollars, AND I’ll pose for that photo shoot.

She: You mean “Kitten Me Softly?” The one with the bathtub full of ice cream and the kittens?

Him: Uh-huh

She: Then consider us wagered, future loser.

Hunh?  So is that comedy gold spread on whole wheat toast, or what?  Yeah, I’m not so sure either, but at least I’m “putting it out there” and “getting involved”, you know?  If it helps, the picture was of some guy at a local gallery opening jumping into the air, donkey-kick style, and sticking out his tongue in a way that it looked like he was trying to lick his own shoulder.  I know, Art kids are weird.

OH!!! And Kitten Me Softly is copyrighted and mine forever, so back off!  However, I am willing to collab with some other creative types on an installation, play, musical, painting, performance art piece, or exhibition with that title.  Or, maybe I’ll do another n-part blog essay à la mode de Secret Cheese?

As usual, I’m in the middle of three different blog posts but I can’t be bothered to finish any of them at the mo.  Just so you know, I’m still great and things are pretty awesome.  I’ll try to post some more in the next day or two.

Yours sincerely and etc., your biggest fan,

Anna

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