Blog, Sweet Blog

More precious moments…in humor!

Posted on: Saturday, March 6, 2010

Mood: fu-fu-fu-Friday! Caturday!
Music: Belle & Sebastian-If You Find Yourself Caught In Love



Ok, I’ll see you back home, Kelly!  Are you sure you’re ok to drive?  You had a lot of shots.
Julie!  Jooollly Jewels…I’m fine…really.  I only had those one four shots in tha bafroom after I threw up and-aww, you held my hair!  Remember when you held my hair? I love you Jewels. You know that, right?  You’re my best friend.
I know, honey.  Sooooo, you’re ok to drive?
Alright, alright, I’m going! Can we get burritos on the way home?  PLEASE Jewels?

WOO WOO
Issa cops! What the shit are we gonna do? I’m not going back to jail, Julie!
Would you relax, crazy! I’m sure it’s just a routine stop.  Stay quiet and let me handle this.

Evening , ladies.  License and registration please.  Do you know why I pulled you over?
I’m sorry, officer…here you go.  No…I was just following my friend home from the bar.  She’s had a rough night.
Have either of you had anything to drink tonight?
SHIT YEAH WE BEEN DRANKIN’!  You wanna party with us, sexy?!

Shut up, Kelly! I’m so sorry, officer.  I’ll-I’m going to drive her home.

That’s probably a good idea, but I’m still going to have to issue you a citation.  I’ll need to run these licenses…

You’re givin’ us a ticket?!  Do you know who I am? IMA SUE YOUR ASS…AND…YOUR...FUCKING LAWYER! INNA FACE, COP!
Ma’am, there’s no reason-
WHHHHAAAAATTTT? Don’t you call me”ma’am” you FUCKING…COP…PIG! I’m 27!!!   IMA MISS! You hafta call me Miss…like Miss, Miss, Missydemeanor Elvis *urp* Elliott, ASS!
CHOO CHOOOOO!
What the…seriously?
Kelly?  Is that you, dear?
Mom?
Hi, Mrs. Adams!
Oh hello, dear!  I didn’t see you over there. How are your parents?
BEEP BEEP

Taxi!

Oh this is bullshit! What the hell is going on up there?

Brad, don’t!

No, Jill, we’ve been sitting here for half a goddamn  hour. HEY! BEEP BEEP COULD WE MAYBE WRAP THIS UP?  WE’RE NEWLYWEDS BACK HERE!

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