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Mood: Off
Music: Sorrow-A Sad Sadness Song

I wanted to post something, but I’m kind of out of the ideas.   I have this really great post planned on why Healthy Choice frozen dinners bother me, but I need a picture for that…stay tuned!  Sorry, don’t get upset.  You can’t force magic.  It has to grow on its own through mitosis or whatever.

Today, I want to talk about how I’m really disappointed in all of you and why I feel this way.  In short, y’all aren’t writing enough in your blogs.  I subscribe to like 238 blogs through Google Reader and some days, it just doesn’t seem like enough.  If I get to work early, I like to spend my time reading blogs and news.  If it’s a good day, there will be posts from 4 fashion blogs, 5 trans blogs, 3 art blogs, 1 from people I know blogs, and maybe 2 from funny blogs (one of which should be lolcats).  And, to be honest, you’re not meeting your quotas.  Consider this a verbal warning.  There may be disciplinary action if your productivity does not increase.

And in case work is getting you down…

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Stupid desk! By overturning you, I reject my station within the numbed proletariat and join the swelling chorus of the bearded bohemian! Woe be to you and those that you serve, office furniture.

Also,

If only the zombie apocalypse were so lovingly illustrated. Unfortunately, I think it's going to be a lot more messy.

Mood: Tired
Music: Emperor-The Wanderer



In a comment I left on a friend’s blog, I said something like…

Wait, you better not be talking about that bitch Anna Karenina…her blog is so dumb.

Now, I’m sure all of you have read Leo Tolstoy’s realist masterpiece, Anna Karenina, so I won’t bore you with an in-depth analysis of its importance in the canon of modern literature…we all know.  Instead, I thought I’d expand on the idea that Anna Karenina, whilst still living in late 19th century Russia, somehow has a stupid blog.  Because that’s how I like my comedy…timely and relevant.  Here are some “excerpts” from her blog…

OMG, did you see what Countess Vronskaya was wearing last night?  Fur is murder you guys!  And big pink hats should be some kind of crime.

So, the other night, Leo was all, “Anna, vat do you tink about Anna Karenina 2: Hot Moscow Nights?”  And I was all where.do.I.sign?

Guess who Count Vronsky’s crushing on?  THE ANSWER IS ME!!!!

Seriously y’all, I love Czar Alexander III.  I hope the Russian monarchy lasts a thousand years!

Peasants are stupid and the proletariat is stupidest.

Seriously you guys, BORSCHT IS GNARLS.  If you like it and you’re not my babushka, then we can’t be friends.  Sorry.

So you see, seriously you guys (lol), her blog is dumb and so is she…yet I still subscribe to it.  Why is that?  Actually, I bet she’d have a twitter account, which is even worse.

And just because I care about you all and I hate to leave you without some visual action on this, the Mondayest of Mondays, here’s some art that I love by Sanna Annukka



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Into the Woods by Sanna Annukka



an introduction





Hi, I'm Anna and I love cheese!

This blog is a chronicle of my life and a catalog of happy ephemera. The About page has a little bit more information, but, remember, none of this is really me...it's just a supplement, a thumbnail sketch, a mostly anonymous Intarwebs placeholder. I'm way better/less wordy in person. :-)

Oh, and if I wrote something about you and you thought it was mean or hurtful, I'm sorry. It's how I felt at the time, but probably isn't how I feel now. Chances are, I love you and I think you're awesome.

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