Posts Tagged ‘cocaine’
| Mood: | Miffed, freezing |
| Music: | No Anchor-Drone Me Out Part Two |
Originally written for mah tumblr, be cool.
Look closely at that picture, my friends. What is that white stuff? Is it cocaine? Powdered sugar? Unflavored, loose snow cones? No, mah dear tumblrs, it’s snow.
Yes, snow.
SNOW?
SNOW!!!
What’s today date? How cold is it right now? Would a helpful infographic answer some of those questions…
What the effing eff, you guys? Is this the dawn of a new Ice Age? Is this the face of Springtime from now on? Is blogging about the weather outside ever interesting?
We’re supposed to be due for a new Ice Age any time in the next few thousand years, right? Actually, I looked for a pat answer to the question, “When is the next ice age, yo?” and found nothing but a lot of academic argument and speculation. Thanks a lot, “Science”! Let’s just say we’re due for one “any time now”. Maybe this is The Big One….er, the start of One of the Other Big Ones?
For the record, I’d be happy if it never got above 80 degrees, but this is a bit much. I don’t have a cute pair of stylish, but funtictional boots and now I’m supposed to be wrapping myself in furs and cooking up the butchered seal and woolly mammoth meat that the menfolk haul back to the cave? No thank you!
I’ve made the Ice Age joke a few times before, but really, May 12, snow? What are you going to do tomorrow, Nature? Make it rain kittens and then chase us around with pepperoni pizza tornadoes? Come on!
