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INT. ANNA’S LIVING ROOM

ANNA sits on the couch, watching a Food Network show, and casually surfing the Internet.

ANNA’S cell phone (on the coffee table in front of her) vibrates twice, then starts playing “Punk As Fuck” by The American Analog Set.  ANNA picks up the phone and looks at the screen.  It’s her sister.

ANNA

Hellll-oooo!

JEN

What are you doing!

ANNA

Nothing…watching Ace of Cakes, playing computer.

JEN

You’re funny.

ANNA

Tell me about it.

JEN

So, hey…are you busy this weekend?  There’s this gallery opening and it’s going to be awesome and I think we should be there.

ANNA

We’re…so…going!  I don’t think I have anything planned.  Um, let me consult with Madame Online Dayplanner.

(Opens up computer calendar application)

What’s today?  The 28th? Fuck.

JEN

What?

ANNA

Unfortunately, I have a prior engagement.  My end of the month, crushing, hormonal depression starts tonight.  I can’t go.  Sorry.

JEN

Oh, fuck…I forgot, sorry.  Do you need any help?  Do you want me to get you anything?

ANNA

Do you have any slow, bleak metal?

JEN

What? No!

ANNA

Black candles?

JEN

You know I don’t approve of that that stuff.

ANNA

Do you want to come over and watch Steel Magnolias over and over again and never change out of your pajamas and just eat cheese and ice cream all day?

JEN

Again? What is it with you and that movie, Anna?  No, that sounds horrible.

ANNA

Then you’re dead to me.

(pause)

I’m kidding.  I’ll be fine.  I should be finished with this in a week or so.  Call me then, k?

JEN

Ok, then.

(pause)

Try to get out of the house at least, ok?  I love you.

ANNA

I’ll try.  I love you too.  Bye.

JEN

Bye.

*unfortunately, this is a real thing and it’s that time of the month again.


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