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I’m fine, things are great.  I have some things to share, but I’m not all that interested in writing a lot right now.  Instead, let’s talk about Rap names.

A friend at work asked if he could attribute a quote to me.  I told him he could, but only if he used my rapper name.  It occurred to me that I hadn’t chosen a new rap name since legally changing my name.  I used to go by Masta P, but that doesn’t seem fitting any more.  We hashed out some ideas and took advantage of some of the online rap name generators.  Is it weird that there are, like, more than five of these?  I think two is plenty.  Anyway, here are the contenders….

Missy P

The Notorious AEP

Magic Annie

Rich AP Love

Jiggy A Annie

Phat Funk AA

Handbag Bitch (wtf?  really, internet?)

Dynomite Bammy (this one came with a picture of Flava Flav (see below), so I think I have to use it)

I’m actually kind of disappointed in the selection.  It’s like female rap names are harder so they didn’t spend a lot of time thinking about how to generate them.  Here’s a hint tho…you prolly shouldn’t use Phat or Bitch…just saying.  Still, I think I’ll go with Magic Annie or Missy P.  What’s your rap name?

Also, for some reason, my office smells like ammonia.


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