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Mood: Grooby
Music: Anathema-Eternity Part II


I eat a long walk for lunch most days.  Prior to transitioning at work,  I would jog or walk by myself.  Since then, I usually walk with a friend from my division who’s office is across the hall.

I like cultivating the mystery as much as the next girl, so let’s think up a nom de plume for my office friend.

How about Fonzie? No, that’s stupid.  He’s nothing at all like Arthur “The Fonz” Fonzarelli.

Star Boy?  The Captain of Outer Space? Mmmm, no…too Home Movies-y (but I do love me some Home Movies).   Nice try though.

What about Ted or Teddy? Hmmm, short for teddy bear, reminiscent of Theodore Roosevelt (our nation’s third-sexiest president), Father Ted, fun to say,…that’s it!

Back to the exposition…My solitary lunchtime adventures always seemed like a sort of exorcism, a time away from my thoughts and demons.  Nowadays, walking is an opportunity to connect with another human, laugh, and talk some jive (wow, I actually used “jive” in an irony-free manner).

So, the other day, we’re walking, talking the jive, monkey-shinin’, and Teddy says something about how a person with my old name had something in common with what we were talking about e.g., “Oldname used to walk alone for lunch all the time.”   I wasn’t sure who Teddy was talking about.  Their are few Oldnames at work and Teddy knows most of them.  After a few seconds, I realized that Teddy had spoken of this person a few times before and that this person was probably me.   It was an odd realization, a little bit like attending your own funeral.  I made a snarky comment about being referred to in the third person then promptly forgot about it until later that night.  Later that night (lol), I revisited my snark and unease.  I decided that I didn’t like being referred to by my old name when I was standing right there.

Look, I realize that a lot of this is uncharted territory and that, sometimes, rules have to be made up and broken as needed.  It’s a weird thing to have to delineate the “before” and “after” in my life and I totally understand if someone messes it up as badly as I do.  But still, when you’re talking to me about what I used to wear, I think you can just say, “You used to dress like homeless clown.”  In fact, unless we’re talking about something, biologically male, so to speak, I think it’s ok to say something like, “Anna used to love boxing chickens.”  I don’t think it’s going to mess anything up.

He wasn’t trying to be mean or insulting, but Teddy justified its use by saying that since I was asking people to accept me as this whole other person, it was only right to clearly separate the “then” from the “hence.”  Teddy also believes that people shouldn’t be allowed to change their names or genders on their birth certificates O_o (much more on that later).  So, it’s not uncommon for us to “disagree.”  I countered with the old, “but I’m still the same person” chestnut.  I kind of feel like the same person (ok, not really), but I’m starting to think that’s a half truth, cop out.  It’s bedtime (and my cat is snoring, adorable!), so I’ll save the pre- vs. post-transition identity theory for another, possibly nonexistent, point in the future.  But, what do you think?  How have you handled this situation?  Did it get up your nose like it did mine? Do you still feel like the same person? 

Yawn.  Let’s put a pretty bow on this…when it comes to me and my feelings, logic is always going to have a tough time.  It’s prolly easier to just shut up and do what I say. 🙂

Mood: Ready for bed
Music: The voices in my head


So, I saw the Chloe Prince show.  I thought it was pretty balanced and well-done, but I don’t have any plan to comment further.  I’m watching her chat and webcast right now and I thought I would share the bounty of the Internet’s genius with you.  This is supposed to be  an after-show followup kind of thing, but the chat part quickly devolved into the worst kind of Internet joke.  And it went on like this for hours.  I think these selected excerpts from her chat log speak for themselves…

21:55 Babs : Do you think you could ever be in a lesbian affair?
21:55 Babs : loveforlife is interested

21:57 arty : ok that last post of mine didnt make sense once out of my head

21:57 Jamie : In other countries they STONE the wifes to death when they ‘misbehave’   here we kill them digitally…. what is the difference?   I think everybody that is say

21:58 Babs : dou youhave a epipen I hope.

22:03 bfu : Yes the breasts are very nice

22:05 arty : I am female and my husband has klinefelters
22:05 CurtisLoew : lol

22:05 CAT changed their nickname to CAT.

22:05 CurtisLoew : bow chicka wow wow

22:08 sc diane : bing bam zoom
22:10 sad : You suck

22:12 luvlife : ohhh drive into a truck, his someone else

22:13 N : No, God made her a man. Jesus saved her and can save you too
22:13 luvlife : cry now
22:13 Joy : fate made her a man, God made her soul and she figured out a way to set it free
22:13 N : christians are not haters
22:13 CAT : STOP BEING MEAN PEOPLE SHE’S A PERSON STOP PLEASE

22:14 bfu : I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

22:19 phildog : Canada! *** yea!
22:19 phildog : Canada! Hell Yea!
22:19 phildog : Canada Rocks!
22:19 phildog : Oh Canada, my home and native land.
22:19 phildog : True patriot love, in all our sons command. 

22:20 bfu : CANADA IS THE WORST PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE

22:20 sc diane : Shania Twain is Canadian

22:20 bfu : SHANIA TWAIN????

22:26 CurtisLoew : enough with the questions how about a fashion show

22:28 CHRIS HANSEN : wait i have a question, you once had a ***, now you have a vagoo?
22:28 CHRIS HANSEN : a pen15

22:28 yakui changed their nickname to HIBILLYMAYSHERE.

22:29 HIBILLYMAYSHERE : WHAT IS BULLPYCKEY EVEN IS?

22:30 CHRIS HANSEN : Hi arty, please have a seat over there.

22:30 phildog : We also invented other wonderful phrases.
22:30 HIBILLYMAYSHERE : WITH OXYCLEEN

22:30 BSF : General McAuliffe said “Nuts” when the Germans asked him to surrender the city of Bastogne. That took courage, a lot of it!  You showed the same courage!!

Thank you disturbed shut-ins of the Internets!  Keep doing what ya do!


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