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Mood: Like the fucking Buddha
Music: Frank Zappa-Montana

Ok, I had to post this because it frightens me every time I see it…

It’s an advertisement that seems to be on my last.fm page like every day and I won’t stand for it any longer.  Like most people, I worry a lot about waking up with horribly crooked, yellow, candy-shaped teeth, black lips, and too-pink gums…also, hockey puck accidents. Apparently, this website knows all about my fears and is trying to recruit me into a cabal of single moms who all posses the lost secrets of home cosmetic dentistry, yet, somehow failed to avoid the drudgery of single parenthood.

Well, no thank-you! Maybe this will be like aversion therapy or something…like, posting it robs it of its evil powers or it’ll allow me to make peace with the horror.  One can only hope.

I know times are tough and all, but is that the classiest advertising revenue you can muster, last.fm?  Really?  I think you can do better.


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Hi, I'm Anna and I love cheese!

This blog is a chronicle of my life and a catalog of happy ephemera. The About page has a little bit more information, but, remember, none of this is really me...it's just a supplement, a thumbnail sketch, a mostly anonymous Intarwebs placeholder. I'm way better/less wordy in person. :-)

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